Juliet’s Wednesday Wettie

Wimbledon – what else? The grunts, the sweat, the calls for ‘new balls, please’ – at times it feels like a scene from Fifty Shades of … White!

And today it’s wet. Again. Wimbledon would not be Wimbledon without rain stopping play. Why would anyone want a sporting event to run like clockwork? Except perhaps the Swiss …

Which brings me to my Wimbledon Wednesday Hottie – had to get one in somewhere! My nomination is Roger Federer. This man is wasted on a tennis court – see evidence below.

Who’s your Wimbledon Wednesday Hottie?

See what I mean? Model, actor, or even lookalike in an identity parade

See what I mean? Model, actor, or even lookalike in an identity parade

Long-haired version, for Christina

Long-haired version, for Christina

A would-be Mr Darcy, minus shirt

A would-be Mr Darcy, minus shirt

What on earth is he holding?

What on earth is he holding?