The Christmas and New Year celebrations may be over but at least there’s still a year of Choc Lit novels ahead of you! Linda Mitchelmore is our first release of the year with Emma and Her Daughter (part three of her ‘Emma’ series) which is out TODAY! To celebrate, she talks new year’s resolutions on the Choc Lit corner …
It’s been a long, long time since I wrote a list of New Year Resolutions. I’ve been there, done that, failed miserably – were it a mark-able exercise I’d have got a D- every single time. Every January the first the list would be the same:-
- Lose weight
- Drink less wine (and everything else with an alcohol content)
- Exercise more
- Watch less TV
- Say ‘No!’ to things I really, really don’t want to do but which I feel I should
- Try a new experience – kayaking, Salsa dancing, playing chess – every month
Yawn, yawn, yawn. All very worthy but dull, dull, dull. When I became a writer there were other worthy things added to my list.
- Write 1000 (substitute number of choice) words every day
- Grow thicker skin to cope with rejection
- Send something out to a magazine/newspaper/agent/publisher every week
- Try writing in a genre that isn’t your preferred scenario
ARE YOU STILL AWAKE???? It’s all a bit mind-numbing, isn’t it? Doomed before we start. Why do we persevere? What’s the point? It’s like wearing sack cloth and ashes 24/7 and there are nicer things to wear than sacks.
If you’re going to make a list of resolutions you just know you’re unlikely to achieve then why not write something you KNOW you haven’t got a snowball’s chance in hell of achieving? You’ve already accepted failure, haven’t you? A bit of a spoof on it all. A little dalliance with fantasy. The list could go something like this:-
- Next time Liam Neeson (substitute celeb pash of choice) rings up and asks you over to his, telling you to bring nothing but your lovely self and a toothbrush, say ‘Yes!’ and go.
- Sell every single thing you own that’s portable and buy diamonds with the proceeds
- Wear nothing in bed/when gardening/to the supermarket but above diamonds
- Ring the BBC and tell them you’re offering them first refusal on the rights to make a mini series of your novel
- Ring the BBC again to thank them for their acceptance and say you will do the scriptwriting, or else!
- Get an alligator for a …
You get my drift. But hang on … do I feel a novel coming on? How many words
A day was it I said, I’d do? Bye for now. Toodlepip …
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